¿Qué me pongo para Halloween?

23 Oct

Missed your chance to get the illegal alien costume before all the uproar? Not to worry, you’ve got a bunch of options that are way cooler and probably won’t offend anybody as much. Just in time for next Saturday’s trick or treat outing, party or masquerade ball, here are some outfits worthy of a photo and humilde blog post.

Thanks to my friend, the lovely Miss M, we wandered into one of the gazillion temporary costume shops that have popped all over the place. And we found some fun stuff!

For starters, this one is already taken, so you can’t have it… but I’m posting the picture anyways. I’m sure the Border Patrol Babe would make a lovely match with the illegal alien (and probably scare the hell out of some people if you don’t have your papers in order…) Lástima que esa parejita no puede ser. Pero más vale que no copien el disfraz! (If you live outside LA I guess it’s ok.)

Algunas personas se pueden asustar mucho con la Border Patrol Babe!

Algunas personas se pueden asustar mucho con la Border Patrol Babe!

Then we’ve got the stereotypical, and frankly dumb, mexican inspired disfraces. I can’t imagine these would sell, but you never know.

Maybe someone wants to dress like this? Y que vaya con la Border Babe.

Maybe someone wants to dress like this? Y que vaya de pareja con la Border Babe.

Not to be outdone, you’ve got the “I’m still an infantile/I don’t wanna grow up I’m a toys r us kid”  kind of thing which only works if your party is with 4 year olds.

Now you can sing: C is for Cookie and Cookie is for Me!

Now you can sing: C is for Cookie and Cookie is for Me!

No puede faltar el típico chiste religioso, maybe this one could work? Nah… it’s too boring. I’ll skip this:

BORING!! The Sor look is not going to cut it.

The Sor look is not going to cut it. Even though I've met some scary nuns in my lifetime.

But maybe I’ll try the “Sexy Sor” look:

Sor-prize!! Que les parece?

For those following the tabloids, the Kate Plus 8 wig is in.. so you can annoy all your friends with this hairdo:

Tan odiosa! But she's available for Halloween.

Tan odiosa! But she's available for Halloween.

Of course you can’t go wrong with the traditional witch. Always fun and always in style this time of the year. Just make it colorful and spooky and you’re set.

Happy Halloween Everybody!!!

Feliz Dia de Las Brujas!

Feliz Dia de Las Brujas!

One Response to “¿Qué me pongo para Halloween?”

  1. jimena October 24, 2009 at 13:10 #

    Me encanta tu blog!!!!. Lo voy a leer todito.
    Besos.

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